13 Reasons Patrick Star Is Your Underwater Soul Mate

13 Reasons Patrick Star Is Your Underwater Soul Mate

Even though the show is named after his BFF Spongebob, let's be real: Patrick is the real 'star' -- literally and figuratively. Goofy, loyal, bumbling -- he steals the show and our hearts, obviously.

Why do we love 'SpongeBob SquarePants' star Patrick so much? He just gets us. Here are all the reasons why:





  • He calls out pretentious jerks when necessary
  • He's a total groove machine on the dance floor
  • He finds humor in the little things
  • He appreciates breakfast foods as much as you do
  • Actually, he appreciates all food as much as you do
  • He knows how to drive
  • He's basically you at every sporting event
  • He'll never judge you for late-night snacking, if that's what you're into
  • He knows a lot about music
  • He's an amazing poet
  • He's kind of a badass
  • He's basically you leaving work on a Friday
  • Sorry, this level of slayage just deserves another gif

What's your favorite Patrick quote? Let us know in the comments below!