23hunger Games Inspired Pickup Lines Thatll Put Odds Ever Your Favor
As if snagging a shiny new copy of ' The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 ' on DVD/Blu-ray this weekend isn't enough to butter any romantical prospect's bread, we waxed Greasy Sae to cook up just the right recipe to whet any worthy tribute's appetite for affection.
Behold, Arena-style pickup lines.
Forget the sponsors and their lousy parachutes, whip out a few of these bad boys and you'll be on the fast train to Capitol romance in no time.
If nothing else, it'll surely boost your nerd cred and show off the massive size of your ... funny bone. Enjoy.
- You must be from District 13, 'cause that body is nuclear. Lionsgate
- Wanna be a piece in my games? Lionsgate
'Cause everybody wins.
- Just say my name and I'm yours for the reaping. Lionsgate
And also for the keeping. Obvs.
- My district is uprising for you, girl. Lionsgate
Be gentle with it.
- There's room for two winners over in my arena. Lionsgate
I'll bring the berries.
- You must be a career, cause you got game. Lionsgate
Meanwhile, cupid must be a marksman.
- I'd love to show you my three-fingered salute. Lionsgate
The only thing I'm saying goodbye to is your drawers.
- They must call you the Quarter Quell, 'cause baby, you're changing all the rules. Lionsgate
Double the tributes, double the fun?
- Meeting you tonight proves that the odds must be ever in my favor. Lionsgate
- Is that a Peeta in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Lionsgate
- I'd volunteer as your tribute anytime. Lionsgate
Ready and willing.
- Girl, you are on fire. Lionsgate
- Who needs sugar cubes when you're over there looking so sweet? Lionsgate
Better stay out of the water...'cause you'll melt.
- I've seen some nice buns in my day, but yours are delicious. Lionsgate
- Hey boy, your arrow looks just the right size for my quiver. Lionsgate
Try it on for size?
- You must have the Avox effect, because I'm speechless around you. Lionsgate
[Insert mouth X-ed out emoji guy here.]
- Will you be my escort, because I'm Down To EFFie. Lionsgate
- You must be from the Hob, 'cause all that fineness isn't street legal. Lionsgate
Alternate: The peacekeepers must be coming for you 'cause you stole all the pretty.
- Wanna take my hovercraft for a spin? Lionsgate
It'll be a smooth ride.
- Have I been stung by a tracker jacker? Because I must be hallucinating all your perfection. Lionsgate
You're ranked 12 out of 12. Unanimously.
- You'd be the only victor in my village. Lionsgate
With all the attendant perks and privileges, no less.
- You must be from District 12 because you've got a spark to you. Lionsgate
- Are you an expert at snares? Because you've got me all tied up. Lionsgate