31 Pics That Prove Guys Will Turn Any Phallic Monument Into An Erection
Last week, a giant pink condom covered one of the obelisks in Sydney, Australia's Hyde Park. It was meant to spread awareness about safe sex for World AIDS Day, and one thing quickly become clear: If you erect a phallic landmark, dudes will come to take inappropriate pictures with it...
Of course, this monumental act of immaturity has a long history, which is well-documented on the internet. Here are some of the world's most rock-solid examples.
3. Everyone loves a piece of Pisa
4. This is one way to show how patriotic you are
5. In Astoria, Oregon, they bend over backwards to please touristshttps://instagram.com/p/s8aR6cK_ad
6. Some days you wake up bursting with pride
7. Surely he makes up for this in other waysshervination.tumblr.com
8. Spanking the Needle
9. Cultural experiences should be shared with friends
10. Cramming as much as possible into their tour
11. Paris is the most romantic city
(This phallic photographic phenomenon isn't just for dudes!)
12. Vacation is rubbing this guy the right way
13. And the medal for best junior high sense of humor goes to...
15. We’re not sure this 'pose' was intentional
(Considering how many security guards are around here, the monument isn't as big as the balls on this guy...)
16. There's a little man on this medium-sized man's big ol' manshervination.tumblr.com
17. The bigger the beard, the longer the package
18. They really know how to enjoy life in Spainhttp://instagram.com/p/OCjVVDmEVK/?modal=true
19. We're telling your mother about thishttp://instagram.com/p/IXjkFdDznx/
20. It's important to take time out for yourself when travelinghttp://instagram.com/p/gGp6sfRKiM/?modal=true
21. Girl boner!http://instagram.com/p/jiP8QwO7QQ/?modal=true
22. What kind of jewelry is on the base of this guy's tower?http://instagram.com/p/fdmiLjLY3u/?modal=true
23. DC is clearly a place for some creative stimulation
24. This girl seems to have a pretty good idea of what she's in forhttp://instagram.com/p/sYSZNAoJ7I/?modal=true
25. Someone tell this poor guy he's supposed to use more than one fingerhttp://instagram.com/p/ulZSMol5BE/?modal=true
26. Funny, the rest of him doesn't look this excitedhttp://instagram.com/p/sAiNeCx22u/?modal=true
27. Almost a beautiful moment. Almost.http://instagram.com/p/qmvn2hC7CV/?modal=true
28. When in Rome, let your dirty mind run freeshervination.tumblr.com
29. So this is why the cable guy was late...
30. Kama Sutra with a buildinghttp://instagram.com/p/hkZe30JX8E/?modal=true
31. Someone's feeling tres bienhttp://instagram.com/p/qNFXFXljTi/?modal=true