Celebrate Aaron Pauls Bday With These Essential Bitch Gifs
We all know Aaron Paul is a master craftsman of sentences involving the word 'bitch' -- sometimes using only that word -- but what's really impressive is the way he has single-handedly transformed the term from being a diminutive insult into a straight-up compliment -- at least, when he says it.
The 'Breaking Bad' star has been keeping super busy since his days as a New Mexican junior drug czar came to a close two years ago, but whether he's racing cars or playing cops and robbers or journeying to galaxies far, far away in his post-meth career, he'll always be a more-than-basic-bitch-slinger to us.
So, to celebrate Paul's 36th birthday today (Aug. 27), we compiled the essential collection of GIFs featuring him and his favorite word. Enjoy (... bitch).
- Here's Paul's famous jumpy bitch rendition.
Happy Jesse is happy.
- And another key celebratory bitch move.
Winning in the desert is still winning.
- And his very important 'this is my house' bitch.
Fourth Amendment, suckas!
- He also whipped out this crotch-grab maneuver.
It might rhyme and all, but he is curiously not a fan of the word 'snitch.'
- Here's Aaron Paul's bitch-with-a-plan moment.
- There's also this moment of in-yo-face-ness that was perfectly punctuated by his penchant for the b-word.
When you put it like that...
- Here's the angry bitch ...
Who doesn't make the bed, BTW, because he's way too mad.
- ... And the RV-driving bitch.
You know he's for serious when he has to clutch the wheel to properly enunciate.
- ... And the sad bitch.
- ... And the the broken bitch.
Even from the hospital bed he's batting 1000.
- Here's Aaron Paul's sales pitch bitch.
PSA: He never actually tried to sell e-meth. This was for 'Saturday Night Live.'
- Here's Aaron Paul being a yay-sayer.
You know you've made it when you're on the receiving end of this bitch.
- The 'this is starting to affect my real-life' anecdote...
- ... Followed appropriately by the 'but hey that's OK' note.
- And, last but not least, here's the sweet bitch.
We love you too, AP. Happy birthday, bitch!