Florida Grandma Videos Couple Having Sex Beach
If you're going to have sex in public, it should probably be quick and (relatively) discrete, not a marathon to prove your stamina in broad daylight. But a Florida couple has been arrested after allegedly getting busy on the beach in view of numerous families for nearly half an hour -- and a grandmother filmed it.
Police say that Jose 'Benny' Caballero and Elissa Alvarez committed 'lewd and lascivious behavior' (sex) in Bradenton Beach. 'This went on for about 25 minutes,' one witness said. 25 minutes? What, is this guy trying to make us all look bad?
Or maybe it went on for so long because the guy saw the GRANDMOTHER THAT FILMED THIS VIDEO and didn't have to close his eyes and think about baseball. 'I've lived here since 1978 and I go to the beaches and I've never seen anything like this,' she told local reporters. Good lookin' out, Grams!
This story has a happy ending though. 'They laid on the beach and passed out for hours,' the grandmother said. 'We thought they were dead, but when they woke up, they cuddled for awhile, then started into the same thing they did before.'
See, ladies, some men DO like to cuddle after sex!