Listen Up Idiots Here Are Emma Roberts17 Craziestscream Queensquotes
Regardless of which ' Scream Queens ' quotes make you LOL or which make you physically squirm, the way the characters wax insanely quotable poetic throughout every episode is a damn masterpiece. But no other Kappa flies as close to the sun as Chanel Oberlin. Make no mistake: the stuff that comes out of Emma Roberts mouth on this show is insane. Let's take a look back at some of Chanel No. 1's most instantly iconic lines:
- 'Good morning, sluts.'
- 'Good evening, idiots.'
- 'I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?'
- 'Learn to make a pumpkin spice latte, you psychopath.'
- 'Thank you, coffee donkey.'
- 'What was I supposed to do? 'True Tori' was over.'
- 'What fresh hell is this?'
- 'You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico...'
- 'She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.'
- 'We're going to play a game called cocaine or dildo.'
- 'This closet is the most precious thing in my life. It’s like a second vagina to me... You have violated my closet vag.'
- 'I once thought about donating them [designer clothes] to charity, but there was something so depressing about a poor person walking around in couture. It's like 'Sorry' but that Lanvin sweater is not appropriate for your job at Roy Rogers, welfare queen.'
- 'I’ll show Rodger and Dodger video proof that their hot new girlfriend regularly rubs it out in her room while watching 'Dora the Explorer.''
- 'Now, can we please get back to drinking my pooey hand water?'
- 'Kaizi is my Asian. He’s not in this class, he’s not even enrolled in this school. I keep him on retainer to come take tests with me.'
- 'No one forced that goat to get as drunk as he did. That's on him.'
- 'Congratulations, stupid hippos.'