Rejoice Amy Schumer S 7 Bonkers Vagina Jokes Movie Awards
If there was a running theme at Sunday night's (April 12) MTV Movie Awards, it was that many of host Amy Schumer 's jokes hit below the belt ... her own belt, that is.
Yes, Schumer's trademark naughty comedy was on fine display at the show in Los Angeles, and she was the butt -- and crotch, as it turned out -- of most of the jokes.
Here are seven of our favorite jokes Schumer made about her own no-no zone at the Movie Awards ... and one Ansel Elgort made, though he wasn't even there.
- 'Magic Mike really is magic. Whenever I watch those guys, two of my fingers disappear. It's so weird!' MTV
On the dangers of watching too much 'Magic Mike.'
- 'These four presenters are doing their part by making it rain in my Spanx. MTV
Amy Schumer is very concerned about the drought in California.
- 'Looking at these guys, I'm the latest celebrity leak.' MTV
Current events! Topical! Vaginal!
- 'Guess who bought a bottomless popcorn, hello! Mr. Grey will see me now!' MTV
When she goes to the movies, Amy likes to up her pleasure, if you know what we mean. (You know what we mean.)
- 'I'll show you to my seat. That's, like, about my butt. You guys get it.' MTV
Amy is throwing her own after-party for the hot ushers at the Movie Awards.
- 'Nice try, I lost my Diverginity when I was, like, 17.' MTV
That's ... that's not what that means, Amy.
- 'One, I have no gag reflex. Two, I can fly ... guess how I convinced the crew to let me fly for no reason? Because the first superpower is real.' MTV
Amy has powers .
- Even Ansel Elgort had a funny to make. https://twitter.com/AnselElgort/status/587429463404781570
And he wasn't even there!